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Six Web Sympathy Cards

(28 messages)

Download and print the image of your choice. Stick it on a piece of folded card.

Print one of the interchangeable messages provided and stick it inside the card. Now print:

A Ding Dong Twist Publication

and stick it on the back and then above it in pencil write '£2.50'

This is how much money you have saved (don't forget to add the recipients name).

 

 

 

SORRY YOUR DOG DIED

SORRY YOUR HOLIDAY WAS DULL

SORRY YOUR SHOPPING TROLLEY FELL OVER

SORRY YOU LOST YOUR JOB

SORRY YOUR CLOTHES DON'T FIT

SORRY YOU FELL DOWN THE ESCALATOR

SORRY YOUR ALWAYS RIGHT

SORRY YOUR LEGS HURT

SORRY I FELL ON YOUR HI-FI

SORRY YOUR ALLERGIC TO NUTS

SORRY I'VE LOST YOUR NUMBER

SORRY I BROKE YOUR CAMERA

SORRY I FELL ASLEEP

 

SORRY YOU LIKE PAUL WELLER

SORRY YOUR WIFE'S UGLY

SORRY YOUR HUSBAND'S FAT

SORRY YOU DON'T LIKE PEAS

SORRY NO ONE CAME TO YOUR PARTY

SORRY I WOKE YOU UP

SORRY YOUR HAIR'S FALLING OUT

SORRY SOMEONE STOLE YOUR CAR

SORRY IT'S RAINING

SORRY YOUR ART'S CRAP

SORRY I DON'T CARE

SORRY I DO CARE

SORRY I KNOW YOU