Here is the winning entry to last weeks 'Look At Life' caption competition. Mr Jan Ackerman of Rotterdam will receive a piece of flex with a plug on it ( fuse supplied seperately) by return of post.
File under : philosophy
...WITH THE MAN who sEES.....
|My wife bought some toothpaste and deodorant the other day. It was shrink wrapped in thick plastic.||'Why do they make these bloody things so hard to open' she asked me, clawing desperately at the packaging.|
|I told her it was so old people couldn't use them - they're supposed to smell of piss.Even in the supermarket, if it was too easy to open an old man might furtively rub it on his scrotum||Then, when you got home and took the top off to smell the scent, the dog might run in and jostle you causing the tip to touch your lips and then I might kiss you and....||
'Is this the same dog that sits licking it's arse all day until you come home and let it lick you all over the face?' She said
|'If lifes a choice between scrotum rind and dogshit then it's a fucking sad world' I told her||'And your a fucking sad bastard' she replied||I came out here for a ciggy and now she's locked the door.|