Tegs That Aren't Truen Thin

 

!)Mutton comes from pigeons

3)Lawn is a girl's name

6)Coriander was a mandolin playing captain

10)Valentines Day is in September

£)The time is 9:57

4)Cosy Cars(020 8769 2211) are cosy

&)T.V. is more interesting than a fan assisted oven

9)Ashtrays is a town near Virginia Water

5)Guttering is a speech impediment

2)You can make bookshelves from couscous